The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, after Helldiver 2 snagged a grand prize, it seems Super Earth be cookin’ up its own dino-riffic Terminid park, aye!

2024-10-19

Arrr! The grand Tyranny Park be swingin' wide its gates fer the gold-laden sea dogs, savvy? Only them with the shiny doubloons shall tread its deck, while we scallywags watch from the shadows, chucklin' at their folly! A fine jest, indeed!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale to spin about a place known as Tyranny Park, where the scallywags be welcome, provided their coin purses be as fat as a whale’s belly! Aye, it seems the goodly folk runnin’ this park be thinkin’ that only the jolly rich should roam its grounds, like a ship full o’ treasure eager to be plundered!

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