Arrr! MSNBC be showin’ a crew o' Arab-American mates who say, “Harris ain't makin' us feel safe on this ship!”
2024-10-19
Arrr, me hearties! A band o’ Arab-American scallywags be chattin’ with NBC’s fair lass, Yasmin Vossoughian. They be sayin’ “Nay!” to Vice President Kamala Harris, with one ol’ sea dog shoutin’ his love fer the Trumpster! Aye, the winds be blowin' strange this day!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the shores of modern politics! MSNBC be showin' a motley crew of Arab-American voters, swearin' on their treasure maps that they'd rather cast their lot with ol' Trump than the fair Vice President Kamala Harris. Aye, one lass even raised her hand, shoutin' 'tis true!The winds be blowin' toward Dearborn, Michigan, where correspondin' Yasmin Vossoughian be chattin' with these brave souls. “Who be votin' for the Donald in '24?” she asks, and a scallywag replies, “Not this Bide-uh-Harris, that’s fer sure!” When asked if any would support Harris, silence fell like a shipwrecked hull. “Not possible!” one grumbled.
As the debate sailed on, some swore to toss their votes to the winds, maybe to third parties like ol' Jill Stein. Aye, one lass claimed she’d vote against Harris to rid the seas of a “genocide funder.” When pressed about Trump’s past shenanigans, she retorted, “He be all talk!”
So, there ye have it! A shipload of discontent, with Arab-American voters chartin' their own courses, wary of the tides of election 2024. A humorous spectacle, indeed, in the grand ocean of politics!