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"Arrr! Netanyahu be laughin' at Biden-Harris, causin' Sinwar to walk the plank, savvy?"

2024-10-19

Arrr, Captain Netanyahu be laughin’ at the landlubbers tryin’ to stop him from plunderin’ the Hamas stronghold of Rafah! He be claimin’ the treasure, havin’ sent that scallywag Yahya Sinwar to Davy Jones’ locker! Avast, mateys, it be all in a day’s work on the high seas o’ politics!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! Our matey, Prime Minister Netanyahu, heeded not the tempestuous squawking of President Biden and his trusty first mate, Kamala Harris, regarding the perilous waters of Rafah—home to the notorious Hamas captain, Yahya Sinwar. Alas, the crafty Israeli sailors sailed forth, and lo and behold, they sent Sinwar to Davy Jones' locker with a well-aimed cannonade!

The pair of landlubbers from the White House had warned that venturing into Rafah would be a blunder of grand proportions, yet here we be, celebrating Sinwar’s untimely demise. Harris, with maps in hand, declared there be no safe harbor for the good folks should the invasion proceed, while Biden threatened to withhold his finest weaponry. But Netanyahu, bold as a buccaneer, sailed on undeterred!

Now, the tides have turned! The death of Sinwar brings cheers from the Israeli crew and a fair bit of derision toward the warnings of yore from Biden and Harris. It seems the winds of fate favor those who dare—showing that sometimes, ye must chart yer own course through the stormy seas of advice! Yarr, let this be a lesson in the treacherous waters of diplomacy!

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