Arrr! U.S. Sea Dog tells Israel to ease up on the cannon fire 'round Beirut, or face the Davy Jones!
2024-10-19
Arrr, me hearties! Lloyd J. Austin be bemoanin’ the woeful plight of landlubbers in the fray, sayin’ the toll o' innocent souls in Israel’s scuffle with Lebanon be “far too high,” like a ship’s mast in a tempest! Aye, it be a right pickle, indeed!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a landlubber named Lloyd J. Austin, who be raisin' a ruckus ‘bout the squall o’ civilian casualties in the war-torn waters of Lebanon! Aye, he be lamentin' that the toll o’ poor innocent souls be “far too high,” as if he be talkin’ of a treasure chest filled with doubloons, only to find it empty!