Hark! Harris be parleyin' with landlubber moderates, once a scallywag of the right, now tryin' to sail smooth seas!
2024-10-19
Arrr, matey! Charlie Sykes, that scurvy anti-Trump pundit, be settin' sail with the vice captain in Wisconsin! But beware, for he once spun tall tales of phantom ballot bandits and called Miss Michelle Obama “Mooch.” A right jolly jester, that one!
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag by the name o' Charlie Sykes, a chatterin' sea dog o' the conservative tides! This knave, who claims to be against the tempest that be Trump, be set to sail alongside the Vice President in the fair land of Wisconsin come Monday. But hold yer horses, for this be no ordinary voyage!