"Arrr! Ex-NFL matey Eddie Lacy be swimmin’ in grog, four times the legal sea limit, when they caught him!"
2024-10-19
Arrr, matey! On the thirtieth day o’ September, the lawmen in Arizona spied a scallywag named Eddie Lacy, all wobbly-like. A landlubber rang the bell o’ 911, seekin’ the wayward soul! Lo and behold, Eddie found himself swimmin’ in a sea o’ DUI charges! Avast, what a tale!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer a tale of a former gridiron swashbuckler, Eddie Lacy, who found himself in a bit o' a pickle on the high seas o' Scottsdale, Arizona! On the fateful night of September the 30th, the lad was nabbed by the law with a blood alcohol level so high, it’d make a rum barrel blush—at a whopping .325%! That be four times the legal limit, matey!It all began when a good Samaritan spied Lacy's chariot swervin' like a ship in a storm and summoned the 911 crew. The officers arrived to find Lacy slurrin' his words like a scallywag on shore leave, claimin', "I ain't out o' pocket," after imbibin' but a single drink on his flight from Wisconsin. But alas, his troubles doth not end there; he was charged with four DUI violations, includin' a most severe extreme DUI, and was caught with an open container o' grog in his vessel!
This be but the latest chapter in Lacy's tumultuous saga, havin' faced the wrath of the law before, includin' a perilous five-count case last year. Once a treasure of the NFL, the poor lad's fortunes took a turn as he battled both injuries and the bulge on the scales. So, let this be a lesson to ye all: moderation in drinkin' be the way to sail smoothly through life’s choppy waters!