Arrr! Lassies be raisin' the Jolly Roger, refusin' to battle a swashbuckler in a dress, while Trump’s storm brews!
2024-10-19
Arrr, matey! Bishop Brady High be shunnin' a match against Kearsage Regional High this past Friday, all due to a hullabaloo over a transgender swab! Aye, the waters be rough when gender seas be crossed, and the crew be all in a tizzy! Aye, what a jolly mess!
Arrr matey, gather 'round fer a tale of a ruckus brewin' on the soccer pitch in New Hampshire! A group o' lassies from Bishop Brady High, known as the Giants, decided to hoist the Jolly Roger and boycott a match against Kearsage Regional High. Why, ye ask? 'Cause Kearsage boasts a player named Maelle Jacques, a towering lass who's almost as tall as a ship's mast and happens to be a biological lad, savvy?Now, this be a right pickle, as there be laws afoot in these parts claimin’ to keep the seas of sports fair fer the fairer sex. Yet, a crafty federal judge, appointed by none other than that landlubber Obama, struck down the laws faster than a cannonball! Maelle's family had the gall to sue, and lo and behold, they won the right to play until the final verdict be cast.
Meanwhile, the folk in New Hampshire be caught in a tempest, with ol' Trump and his crew shoutin’ 'foul!' against trans inclusion in women’s sports. They be claimin' it threatens the very essence of the game, while Democrats be rallyin’ behind the idea of fairness for all. So, as the tides of politics rise and fall, one thing be certain: the battle o' the sexes be far from over, and the next match may well be a showdown worthy of Davy Jones himself!