"Avast! A once-famous tune-slinger be caught with scallywag scrolls of the worst sort! Arrr, what a jolly mess!"
2024-10-19
Arrr, matey! Benjamin Glaze, a swashbucklin' tune-slinger who snagged a peck from Katy Perry, be now in Davy Jones’ lockup for holdin' some vile scrolls! Aye, the sea of fame be a treacherous one, indeed! Avast, what a turn o' misfortune!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of Benjamin Glaze, a lad who once graced the stage o' "American Idol" and found himself with a surprise smooch from the fair Katy Perry. But lo! The tides have turned, and this scallywag be in deep waters, arrested fer possessing some vile materials in Oklahoma!In the month of April, 2024, the notorious Spider Unit o' the Tulsa Police received a tip-off about Glaze bein' up to no good. A search warrant was issued, and upon explorin' his quarters, they stumbled upon a treasure trove of over 700 wicked images and videos! Aye, that’s no booty ye want in yer hold!
On the 18th of October, 2024, our lad Benjamin was nabbed by the Spider Unit, findin' himself in the clink for Aggravated Possession o' the unseemly materials. Aye, it’s a far cry from his days of innocent auditions and cheeky kisses! Back then, he claimed he wanted his first kiss to be special, but now he’s caught in a storm o' trouble. The seas be rough, Glaze! Mayhaps ye should’ve stuck to singin' instead o' sailin' in such dark waters!