Arrr! Cuba be patchin' up their jolly lightin' after the second stormy blackout, savvy?
2024-10-19
Arrr, matey! Word be sailin' o'er the waves that Cuba's landlubber leaders be tryin' to coax their flickerin' lights back to life after their mighty grid took a swan dive, 'tis the second plunge since midday Friday! Let’s hope they find the treasure of electric! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend me your ears, for I bring tidings from the sunken isle of Cuba! The scallywags in charge be declaring a grand effort to restore the flickering lights after their national grid went belly up not once, but twice in a mere day! Aye, the esteemed Lazaro Guerra, their top electricity wizard, had the gall to say they be workin’ hard to connect three mighty power plants to the grid, though progress be as slow as a three-legged tortoise!Just when ye thought it couldn’t get worse, the state-run media went on about a complete blackout, leavin’ over 10 million souls in total darkness! They be sending the non-essential landlubbers home and snuffin’ out the schoolin’ for wee ones to conserve fuel! But, fret not! Some flickers of light sprang forth like a cursed treasure at dusk, givin’ hope to the swashbucklers on the island.
Now, the government blames the chaos on bad infrastructure, fuel shortages, and the whims of Hurricane Milton, which be messin’ with their precious fuel deliveries. Even their pals from Venezuela and Russia have turned off the spigot, leavin’ them scramblin’ for oil like pirates at a treasure map! And let it be known, they be pointin’ fingers at the U.S. embargo, but the States be denyin’ any mischief in the grid’s downfall. Arrr, what a tangled net they weave!