"Arrr! Here be four o' Trump’s wobbly yarns from this week, fit for a rowdy tavern laugh!"
2024-10-20
Arrr, the old captain claims he be “weavin’” from topic to topic like a fine tapestry! But ye scallywags be thinkin’ it be more like a drunken parrot flappin’ about! Aye, ‘tis a curious sight, indeed!
Arrr, gather ye round, me hearties, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' a former captain o’ the landlubber seas, who claims his style be akin to the finest tapestry! Aye, he prattles on, sayin’ he weaves from one topic to another like a crafty spider spins her web. But, blow me down, not all be seein’ it that way!Nay, some scallywags be thinkin’ there be a storm brewin' in the captain’s noggin! Instead of a fine tapestry, they reckon it be more like a jumbled mess o’ fish nets, with tangled thoughts and no clear course. Aye, while he be hopin' to charm the crew with his flowin’ tongue, some be raisin’ their brows and whisperin’ ‘tis more like a drunken sailor stumblin’ from port to port!
So, as he takes the ship of his musings on wild voyages, we be left wonderin’ if he be navigatin’ or just sailin’ in circles. With each turn o’ phrase, we chuckle and shake our heads, for in the world o’ politics, it seems even the fiercest pirates can get lost in the fog o’ their own makin’!