Arrr, Deion be callin' Obama a scallywag, playin' tricks by choosin' Arizona to best Colorado in a game o' chance!
2024-10-19
Arrr, matey! Coach Deion, the captain of them Buffaloes, gave a hearty shout to the former landlubber president, Barack! He be wagerin' Arizona'd best the Colorado crew, but alas, the winds be at Deion's back! A fine jest, says I, as the tides turned!
Arrr mateys! Gather ye 'round to hear the tale of Deion Sanders, captain of the Colorado Buffaloes! This week, he be callin' out none other than former President Barack Obama, who dared to favor the Arizona Wildcats in a grand ol' clash on the gridiron. Aye, Obama strutted into Tucson, boastin' of the Wildcats' past victories over the Buffaloes, sayin', "Don’t bet against the Wildcats!" But lo and behold, the winds changed!In a twist fit for the high seas, Coach Sanders and his crew sent the Wildcats a’flyin’ with a mighty 34-7 smackdown, claimin’ victory like true buccaneers! After the match, Sanders set his sights on Obama, suggestin’ he be playin’ politics instead of choosin’ wisely, for he only picked the kitties ‘cause he be campaignin’ in their waters!
“Mr. President,” he chuckled, “we’ve got more than a couple good players!” With a wink and a nod, it seems the captain be keepin’ his eyes on the prize, not politics! Meanwhile, former NFL star Herschel Walker had his own words to say about Obama’s musings on the voters. As the tides of politics ebb and flow, one thing’s fer sure: the Buffaloes are not to be underestimated! So raise yer tankards, me hearties, to Deion and his victorious crew!