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Arrr, matey! Hezbollah be sendin’ drones to tickle Netanyahu’s abode! A right jolly air show, I say!

2024-10-20

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags of Hezbollah sent a wee drone to rattle the ol’ Netanyahu’s treasure chest in Caesarea! But fear not, they be away, and no one got harmed. Two of their flying contraptions met Davy Jones, but the third slipped away like a clever sea rat!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of mischief on the high seas of politics! Early on the mornin' of Saturday, those scallywags from Hezbollah—backed by the land of Iran—decided to send a wee gift to none other than the cap'n of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, at his fine abode in Caesarea. But lo and behold! The crafty prime minister and his fair lady were off gallivantin’, leavin’ their ship unguarded! Aye, not a soul was harmed in this dastardly deed, or so his office be claimin’!

Now, ye see, them rascally Hezbollah folk launched a trio of flying contraptions—drones, they call 'em! Two of these pesky birds were swiftly taken down by the Israeli choppers. But the third one, that sly devil, managed to slip through the net like a slippery eel! The prime minister’s crew be vowin’ to continue their hunt for these troublesome ruffians, and ye can be sure they won’t let it slide!

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