Arrr! Elon be tossin' a million doubloons to a scallywag for scribblin’ on a parchment in swingin' states!
2024-10-20
Arrr! Elon Musk be handin' out a bounty o' $1 million to scallywags who sign his parchment for free speech and bearin' arms! He'll be tossin' gold to a lucky swab each day 'til the election, makin' sure every landlubber in swing states be hearin' the news! Aye!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I’ve a tale of a landlubber by the name of Elon Musk, a techie pirate with a chest o’ gold! This wily buccaneer be givin’ away a treasure of a million doubloons to any hearty soul who signs his scroll in support of free speech and the right to bear arms. Aye, he’s not one to hoard his loot!With a hearty laugh, Musk be declared on the ship of X that he be givin’ away this shiny bounty to a random swashbuckler from the swingin’ states each day, leadin’ up to the grand election on the fifth day of November. “We want to make sure that every scallywag in those states be hearin’ about this,” he proclaimed, “and I reckon this will make it so!”
So, if ye be wantin’ a chance to snag a piece of this treasure, hoist yer sails and sign that petition! The winds of fortune be blowin’ favorably for those who dare to stand up for their rights, savvy? And who knows, ye might just find yerself swimmin’ in gold by the time the election bells toll!