Arrr, Bob Casey be swarmin’ like a scallywag, claimin’ he ‘bucked Biden’ and ‘sided with the Trumpster’! Ha!
2024-10-20
Arrr, matey! A jolly ad be showin' a wedded pair with clashing sails, yet they both be hoistin' the flag for Senator Bob Casey! Meanwhile, them scallywags of Hezbollah tried to send a drone to the captain's quarters of Netanyahu, but alas, the couple be away, and no one was harmed! Yarr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious capers of Senator Bob Casey o’ Pennsylvania! In a jolly new ad, a merry couple be squabbling ‘bout their political leanings, yet they manage to find common ground when it comes to givin' a nod to ol’ Casey. Aye, it be a sight to behold—love conquers all, even in the wild seas of politics!But hark! The winds be blowin' dark from the East as we set sail to the shores of Israel. On a fateful Saturday morn, those scallywags from Hezbollah, backed by the Iranian galleons, launched a dastardly attack on the private abode of the mighty Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in Caesarea. With a bang and a boom, their suicide drone came a’whirlin’ straight fer his home!
Fear not, for neither the prime minister nor his fair wife were present at the time, like two ships passin' in the night. No souls were harmed, as declared by his office in a most formal statement. So, the seas remain calm—for now! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wits sharper, for the world be a treacherous place indeed!