"Ye old Texas scallywag nabbed fer swiping his neighbors' pups, then sendin' 'em to Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!"
2024-10-20
Arrr, matey! Deputies be settin' sail to the lair o' young Stuart Duncan Hammonds, where they stumbled upon a bonny graveyard of beastly bones! Aye, many sported noggin dents as if they’d tangled with a cannonball or two! A right jolly sight, if ye be twisted!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale from the wild seas of Texas! A scallywag by the name of Stuart Duncan Hammonds has been caught red-handed in a most dastardly act! This landlubber be accused of takin' in fine four-legged companions and then sendin' them to Davy Jones' locker, a true crime against nature!Word reached the Bowie County Sheriff’s Office on the third day of October, when worried souls spoke of pooches goin' missin'. As the lawmen set sail to search the Simms port, they caught a whiff of somethin' foul—decayin' beasts, no doubt. Upon breaching Hammonds’ lair, they stumbled upon carcasses aplenty—seven in total, and twelve skeletal remains, some sportin' head trauma suggestin' foul play, like bein' blasted by cannon fire!
It seems this land pirate lost his temper in a quarrel with his wench, and in a fit of rage, he did away with four of the poor pups. A witness even confirmed him as the culprit of all twelve furry fatalities! Now, this villain faces a hefty bounty of $100,000 for his heinous deeds. So, keep yer pets close, and beware the dangers that lurk in the shadows of the high seas—especially in Texas! Arrr!