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Arrr! Samaritan's Purse be hoisting the sails, aidin' North Carolina from the stormy wrath o' Hurricane Helene!

2024-10-20

Arrr, Edward Graham, the first mate o' Samaritan's Purse, spun a yarn to Fox News Digital 'bout their grand quest to aid the poor souls smacked by Hurricane Helene in North Carolina. Aye, it be a right noble endeavor, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! In the wake o’ the tempest known as Hurricane Helene, the brave crew o’ Samaritan’s Purse be settin’ sail for North Carolina, lendin’ a hand to those battered by the storm. Edward Graham, a sea-dog of a COO and Army veteran, be callin’ fer prayers from the good folk o’ the land, sayin’ that what the Carolinas need most be a good bit o’ heartfelt supplication!

But nay, they ain't just preachin' from the crow's nest! With their trusty "orange shirts," these scallywags be deliverin’ supplies aplenty, includin’ generators and heaters to keep the locals warm as winter approaches. Aye, they’ve even pulled off the largest civilian airlift in U.S. history—quite the feat, I say! Has the wind ever blown so favorably?

With over 95 souls lost and the chill settlin’ in, Edward urges all hands to join the crew, not just in the here and now, but even when the holiday cheer is blowin’ through the air. “Bring yer warmth when the cold winds be a-blowin’!” he shouts. So if ye be lookin’ to make a difference, hoist the sails for Samaritan’s Purse and lend yer back to those in need! Yarrr, together we can weather any storm!

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