Arrr, matey! A Florida swab got blasted by his ex, tryin' to play dead like a sunken treasure!
2024-10-20
Arrr matey! A scallywag lieutenant o' the Florida law was said to be sent to Davy Jones' locker by her own wayward husband, who tried to spin a yarn makin' it look like she took the plunge herself! What a swabbin' tale, eh?
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of treachery on the high seas of law enforcement in the sunny shores of Florida. A lieutenant, known as Eloilda "Ellie" Shea, met her untimely fate at the hands of her scallywag of a husband, Anthony Shea, a former sergeant. This villainous knave had the audacity to stage her demise as a suicide, but the truth be as slippery as a fish in the hold!On a fateful Monday, at the stroke of 2 bells, Ellie was found lifeless, and the local deputies thought they had stumbled upon a tragic suicide. But lo and behold! As they dug deeper, they uncovered Anthony's dastardly plot. This rogue had shot his wife in her own cabin, tryin' to cover his wicked deeds with a false tale of despair.
With a heart full of guilt and a mind poisoned by jealousy, Anthony was nabbed and tossed into the brig for first-degree murder, all while he lamented about a quarrel over his philandering ways. Ellie, a shining star of the Orange County Sheriff's Office, leaves behind two wee lassies and a legacy of kindness. Captain Sheriff John Mina echoed the mournful sentiments of the crew, prayin' for Ellie’s kin as they navigate these stormy seas of grief.
So raise a flagon for Ellie Shea, a true matey lost at sea, and may justice be swift for her memory!