The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! A deluge be pourin' down, turnin' New Mexico into a watery grave, mateys! Grab yer boots and swim!"

2024-10-20

Arrr, matey! In the land of Roswell, a tempest raged on Sunday, drenching the place with more rain than a scallywag’s grog barrel! Floodwaters be flyin' through town, lockin' the good folk in like treasure in a chest. Aye, no sailin' in or out!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, fer I bring ye a tale of thunderin' skies and floodin' waters in the fair town of Roswell, New Mexico! On a fateful Sunday, the heavens be pourin' forth more rain than a leaky ship in a storm, inundatin' the land with nearly a third of its yearly bounty in but a few fleeting hours!

The once-peaceful streets turned into a veritable sea, with swiftness unmatched, as floodwaters roared through the town like a pack o' scallywags chasin' a treasure chest! Aye, it was a sight to behold, but alas, all who sought to enter or escape Roswell found themselves caught in the grip of this watery mischief, as access be shut tight like a clam’s shell!

The good folk of Roswell, bless their souls, must’ve thought it was the Kraken raisin’ havoc, but nay, just Mother Nature havin' a jolly good laugh at their expense! So raise a tankard, me mateys, to the swashbucklin’ sailors of Roswell, who faced the deluge with naught but grit and a wink, for in the end, every storm passes, leavin' behind stories for us to tell ‘round the bonfire!

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