"Arrr, Trump be sailin' a sea o' scandals, soon to face the judgment o' Davy Jones himself!"
2024-10-20
Arrr, matey! No captain o' the grand ship o' politics, nor even the mightiest president, be havin’ their name dragged through the muck as many times as this scallywag! Aye, it be a record worthy of a treasure map – full o’ twists and turns, and a barrel o' laughs!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a scallywag who sails the stormy seas of American politics! Aye, it be said that never in the grand tale o’ this fine nation has there been a presidential candidate nor a captain of the ship o’ state who's been brandished with accusations as thick as barnacles on a ship's hull!