"Knockin' boots, sendin' missives, and ads galore: 'tis a ruckus on the swingin' state battlefield, matey!"
2024-10-20
Arrr, matey! This year’s election be a fine jest, remindin’ us how the battleground be shrunk to but a few ports! A handful of scallywags in key states be holdin’ the treasure map, sway’in the whole crew's fate! Avast, what a merry swindle it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! This year’s presidential hullabaloo be like sailin’ a ship with a hole in its hull, fer the battleground be shrunk smaller than a wee cabin boy's boots! Aye, it be a right curious sight to behold, as the power o’ the vote be held tight in the hands o’ a select few states, makin’ them the true captains of this electoral ship!