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Arrr, Steve Sarkisian be spillin' the beans on why he tossed Quinn Ewers for young Arch Manning, savvy?

2024-10-20

Arrr! For the first time since they sailed the same ship, Quinn Ewers found himself tossed to the brig whilst young Arch Manning took the helm! Though it be but a fleeting fate, it raised a right ruckus among the crew, savvy?

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a young lad named Arch Manning, a fine talent o’ the field, who had set his sights on Texas as the backup to the reigning captain, Quinn Ewers. But lo and behold, a storm brews upon the horizon as Ewers found himself benched, igniting a raucous debate aboard the ship of Longhorns!

As the clock ticked and the Longhorns be down 20-0, Coach Sarkisian decided to toss Arch into the fray, hopin’ to spark a fire in his crew. The lad played a right decent game, but alas, the glory of Texas was not to be found, as they fell to the fearsome No. 5 Georgia. Ewers, with his interceptions and fumbles, left the game with naught but questions in the air.

But fear not, for the captain of the ship, Sarkisian, insists Quinn be his starting quarterback, claimin’ that Arch be a fine backup to have in the hold. So here we be, in a sea of quarterback controversy, with one lad tryin’ to keep his place at the helm while the other waits patiently in the wings! Arrr, what a merry mess we find ourselves in!

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