Arrr, Harris be no matey for diggin’ up black gold, says the scallywag campaign!
2024-10-20
Arrr, matey! The fair Vice President Kamala Harris be sayin’ nay to more drilling, despite her hoistin' the sails on record oil makin’ under Captain Biden’s command. A right merry jibe, if ye ask me! A true scallywag’s dilemma! Savvy?
Arrr, mateys! It be Vice President Kamala Harris, sailin’ the wild seas o’ politics without a compass! She be shoutin’ about the bounteous bounty of domestic oil production under Captain Biden's flag, yet refuses to hoist the sails for more fossil fuel drillin’! Aye, her climate engagement parrot, Camila Thorndike, squawked that she ain’t for expandin’ the black gold hunt, just wantin’ to keep the frackin’ ropes untied.Once upon a time, she be raisin’ the Jolly Roger against frackin’, but now she be crowin’ about record oil production, as if she be the captain of the oil ship herself! In a debate, she waxed lyrical on how the crew be extractin’ more oil than ever before, while also claimin’ to invest a treasure chest of a trillion doubloons in clean energy!
But lo and behold, some scallywags be callin' her out, sayin’ the oil industry sailed the stormy seas despite the Biden crew’s rough waters. The U.S. Oil and Gas Association be sayin’ they conquered the tides o’ regulation that tried to sink ‘em! So, will Harris keep her pirate promises or be caught in the tempest of flip-floppin’? Only time will tell, me hearties!