The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Israel be sendin' a cannonball straight fer Hezbollah's treasure chest in Lebanon, savvy? A right jolly plunderin'!

2024-10-20

Arrr, matey! The branches o' Al-Qard al-Hasan, actin' like the treasure chest fer Hezbollah, be plundered near Beirut and throughout the southern and eastern shores! Aye, 'tis a jolly fine mess fer them landlubbers tryin' to stash their doubloons!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be spillin’ the beans on a tale of treasure and turmoil in the land of Lebanon! It seems the branches o’ Al-Qard al-Hasan—aye, the very heart o’ Hezbollah’s coin-countin’ schemes—were caught in the crosshairs of the stormy seas of politics, targeted near Beirut and all 'round the southern and eastern shores.

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