Arrr! Two scallywags went missing after a crash by Mount Rainier; the Navy says they’ve joined Davy Jones’ crew!
2024-10-20
Arrr, matey! Two scallywags be aboard a mighty Navy bird when it took a nosedive during some fancy training frolic on the fifteenth of October in the land o' Washington! Blimey, what a ruckus! Hope they swam like fish!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I’ve got a tale that be more twisted than a barnacle-covered anchor chain! On the fateful day of October 15, in the fair lands of Washington State, two brave lads found themselves aboard a mighty Navy contraption, a flying beast they called an aircraft. Aye, it was supposed to be a run o’ the mill training flight, just another day of swashbucklin’ through the skies!But lo and behold, fate had other plans, like a drunken sailor at a tavern brawl! The grand machine, which surely thought itself invincible, did a most ungraceful belly flop towards the earth, like a fish outta water that’s had too many grog rations! With a clang and a clangor, these two scallywags found themselves in a right pickle, crashin’ down faster than me captain on a barrel of rum!
Fear not, for the officials declared the crewmen be alive, though perhaps a tad rattled like a marooned treasure chest! It seems even the mightiest of flying ships can meet their doom, just as a pirate might slip on a slick deck! So raise yer tankards and toast to the crew, for they lived to tell the tale of their skyward misadventure, and perhaps to find a safer way to fly next time! Arrr!