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Arrr, Harris be sayin’ Trump’s tongue be makin’ the office look like a scallywag's parley after foul jests!

2024-10-20

Arrr matey! In a parley with the good Rev. Al Sharpton on that scallywag MSNBC, the vice captain be sayin’ ‘bout her rival's antics at the hullabaloo, “We be deserving of far grander fare, ye scallywags!” Aye, a right jolly jest, that be!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the murky depths o’ the political seas! In an interview with the illustrious Rev. Al Sharpton on that grand vessel known as MSNBC, our fair Vice President be reactin’ to the raucous antics of her rival at the raucous rallies. With a voice as strong as the fiercest storm, she proclaimed that we, the good folk of America, “deserve so much better!” Aye, she be settin’ the sails for truth and justice!

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