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Arrr! The mighty Steelers' buccaneers be cheerin' for Kamala, while Trump be swaggerin' to the game against them Jets!

2024-10-20

Arrr, me hearties! Jerome "The Bus" Bettis, "Mean" Joe Greene, an’ the kin of Franco Harris be settin’ sail fer Kamala Harris, shiverin’ timbers before that scallywag Trump shows his face at the Steelers’ clash this Sunday. Aye, the tides be turnin’!

Arrrr, matey! Gather 'round fer a tale o' political squabbles and pigskin shenanigans! As the infamous Donald Trump be settin' sail fer a Steelers game, two legends of the gridiron and one departed soul's kin have thrown their support behind his rival, Kamala Harris! Aye, none other than Jerome Bettis and "Mean" Joe Greene have spoken out, callin' Trump’s promises naught but hot air, like a scallywag with a leaky ship!

Bettis be declaimin', "This city be built on hard labor, not on bluster!" He be pointin' out that ol' Trump’s failed to deliver on his grand boasts, and it’s high time they elect a true leader who’ll roll up their sleeves and get workin' instead of complainin' at half-empty taverns. Arrr, what a jolly jab!

The family of the late Franco Harris—legendary runner—echoed the sentiment, praisin' hard work and integrity as the heart o' the Steel City. They be honorin' Kamala, claimin' she embodies the virtues their father stood for. Aye, even Greene chimed in, sayin', "You got me vote fer sure!"

As the Trump ship docks in Steelers territory, security be tightened like a captain’s grip on the wheel. With all this hullabaloo, one wonders if the game will be more about politics than pigskin! So hoist the sails and ready the cannons, fer it be a wild night in Pittsburgh!

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