"Arrr, a new scallywag ad be takin' jabs at Black lads' courtin' ways—hoist the sails o' humor!"
2024-10-20
Arrr! A fresh scallywag's tale from the Harris crew be splashed across the sea! A swarthy lad be tossed overboard on a fanciful courtin' show, 'cause he be sayin’ he ain't castin' his vote! Aye, love be like a ship—if ye don’t set sail, ye be left in the harbor!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the political seas where Vice President Kamala Harris be settin' sail with a new ad aimed at Black lads in matters of the heart! Aye, the ad be likin' a game of chance, where a brave sailor approaches a crew o’ fair maidens, balloons in hand. But lo! The jig be up when they be askin’ if he’s got a plan to vote, to which our bold lad replies, “Nay, not me fancy!” At that moment, the balloons pop faster than a cannonball in a storm!The message be clear: “Vote. Election Day be Nov 5.” Some scallywags be sayin' the ad be insultin', claimin’ it tries to shame Black men into votin' for the Democrats, while others be chucklin’, callin' it a misfire that might even scare 'em away! Yarr, even Obama himself be weighin' in, ponderin' why the young Black crew be lackin' the fire they had in his day. He mused if they be hesitant ‘cause they ain't keen on a lass bein' at the helm.
So me mateys, keep a weather eye on the horizon, fer the tides of politics be ever-changin’, and ye never know where the winds o’ fate shall blow!