Arrr! Trump be hoistin’ the jolly roger o’ support from Black lads, while Harris flounders like a fish outta water!
2024-10-20
Arrr, whilst the Vice President be flounderin’ 'mongst the Black lads, ol’ Trump be sailin’ smooth seas as a crew o’ Black celebrity scallywags be throwin’ their lot in with him! A right jolly twist in this pirate tale, eh? Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of stars of the stage and sport, who be throwin’ their lot in with the Republican captain, Trump, a salty sea dog indeed! With the election day comin’ like a ship on the horizon, the camp of Kamala be shakin’ in their boots as they see Black lads makin’ off to Trump’s ship, traditionally loyal to the Democratic fleet!In a recent poll, Harris be clinglin’ to 78% of the Black vote, down from the glory days of Biden's 90%—a sight as sad as a scuttled ship! The Black lads, once stalwart supporters, be slippin’ away like a slippery eel, with only 70% sayin’ they’ll back Harris, a far cry from the mighty 85% for Biden.
Famed folk like Lord Jamar and Kodak Black be singin' the praises of Trump, claimin’ he be a stronger captain than Harris, who they say couldn’t run a humble tavern! Even the likes of Antonio Brown be shoutin’ for Trump at rallies, leadin’ chants as if he were a ship’s mate!
So, as the winds of the elections blow, it seems ol' Trump be gatherin’ himself a merry crew, while Harris be left tryin’ to patch up her sails. Aye, it be a curious tale, indeed, as the pirate ship of politics sails into turbulent waters! Yo ho ho!