"Arrr! Aye, the scallywags found that near mishap for Trump be as avoidable as a sailor’s sea legs!"
2024-10-21
Arrr! A report from the House task force be spillin' the beans on the ruckus in Butler, Pa.! It tells of a brave officer who dared face the scallywag with the boomstick. A right merry tale of lawmen and mischief, I say! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale spun from the depths of yonder Butler, Pennsylvania, where brave landlubbers gathered for a raucous rally! Aye, the House task force set sail on a most curious mission, piecing together yarns from the valiant law enforcement scallywags who faced down a dastardly gunman at the shindig.