"Inside the scallywag scramble o' Harris and Trump fer them fickle landlubbers who can't choose their ship!"
2024-10-21
Arrr, matey! Both crews be plunderin' heaps o' data fer them precious landlubbers! They reckon many be young scallywags of color. But the clever Harris crew be settin' their sights on them college-educated wenches, too! Avast, what a merry treasure hunt it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! In the grand adventure of the electoral seas, both campaigns be searchin’ through treasure chests of data, huntin’ fer those vital scallywags known as Americans. Aye, they be thinkin’ that a fair share of these fine folk be the young’uns, along with the Black and Latino crew. Aye, it be a right merry band of demographics they be targetin’!But hold yer parrot, for the Harris crew be settin’ their sights on another prize—those white, college-educated wenches! Aye, it seems they believe these lasses be swayin’ the tides of the election with their knowledge and wit. So, the hunt be on, and these campaigners be sifting through data as if it were a chest of gold doubloons, lookin’ fer the finest treasures of voter potential.
With the winds of change blowin’ in their favor, both factions be plannin’ their strategies like a captain chartin’ a course through treacherous waters. Who knows what lies ahead in the choppy seas of politics? But one thing be certain: the quest for the elusive American voter be afoot, and it’ll be a jolly ride, filled with laughter and perhaps a few cannon blasts along the way!