Arrr! Behold the treasures and scallywags of college pigskin for Week 8, as decreed by Fox News' digital crew!
2024-10-21
Arrr, matey! Another week’s sailin’ be charted, and Fox News Digital be spillin’ the treasure of college gridiron victors and scallywags from a rollickin’ Week 8! Hoist the flags, for laughter and mayhem be afoot on the high seas of football!
Ahoy, me hearties! The college football seas be stirrin’ with excitement as we sail into Week 8! The SEC is thrashin’ about with matchups hotter than a cannonball in a bonfire, and our mateys in Colorado be celebratin’ another hearty victory, though some fans be actin’ like scallywags tossin’ debris like it were cannonballs!First on the list, the mighty Georgia Bulldogs, takin’ down the No. 1 crew and watchin’ Alabama sink like a ship with a hole! Their captain, Kirby Smart, kept the crew steady even as fans threw a fit like a crew of drunken pirates! Next be the Tennessee Vols, showin’ off their stout defense and keepin' Alabama from makin’ much progress. After a rough patch, they be lookin’ sharp, ready to tackle Georgia soon!
Then we got Colorado, keepin' their ship afloat with a solid 34-7 smackdown o' Arizona, while Texas be flounderin’ in the murky waters against Georgia. They tried a fancy maneuver switchin’ quarterbacks, but alas, that door be slammed shut! And let’s not forget the unruly fans, hurlin’ trash like it be a treasure map gone wrong! Lastly, USC be sinkin’ faster than a shipwreck, blowin’ leads and leavin’ their captain, Lincoln Riley, scratchin’ his head!
So hoist the sails, me lads, for college football be a wild ride this season!