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"Arrr! US envoy Hochstein be parleyin’ with Lebanese mates fer a truce, say them scallywag sources!"

2024-10-21

Arrr, matey! U.S. envoy Hochstein be settin' sail fer Beirut on Monday, jawin’ with Lebanese lords ‘bout a truce ‘twixt Israel and them scallywags, Hezbollah. While he be plead’n fer peace, the States be backin’ Israel like a loyal parrot, even as the cannons roar!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I've got a tale from the high seas of diplomacy! Our fine U.S. envoy, Amos Hochstein, be settin' sail to Beirut, where he’ll parley with the Lebanese swabs to discuss a ceasefire 'twixt Israel and the rascally Hezbollah crew. Aye, it be soundin' like a stormy sea, fer the skies be rainin' bombs as Israel be expandin' its air campaign faster than a ship in full sail!

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