Arrr, Trudeau's fiddlin' with our safety be makin' us all walk the plank, matey!
2024-10-21
Ahoy, mateys! A savvy captain knows to steer clear of squabblin’ when stormy seas a’brewin’. But fer Prime Minister Trudeau, the ruckus be the whole treasure! He be parleyin’ about foreign trickery, whilst his own ship be takin’ on water from past mischief. Avast, what a jolly show!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the high seas of politics, where the Prime Minister, one Justin Trudeau, be navigatin' through stormy waters of national security and international kerfuffles. But lo and behold! Instead of chartin' a course for resolution, he be throwin’ more mud than a barn full o' pigs, stirrin’ up partisan squabbles like a true scallywag!This latest performance, a right spectacle, had him standin’ before a gathering o’ landlubbers, speakin' on matters of foreign interference, sparked by some fishy dealings in the 2019 Liberal nomination race. Aye, intelligence officials be uncoverin’ irregularities that'd make any pirate’s eye twitch with suspicion! But rather than cleanin' up his ship or battlin' the foes at the gates, our fair captain be usin’ the hullabaloo to fan the flames of partisanship, as if it be a grand treasure map leadin’ to political plunder.