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Arrr, the Trump-Vance crew's spun 87 yarns since August, while Harris-Walz be tellin' but 48 tall tales!

2024-10-21

Arrr, the Trump-Vance scallywags have been yappin' like parrot on a treasure chest, sittin' fer more chinwags than their rivals, the Harris-Walz crew, who just hoisted their sails last month! Aye, it be a right rollickin' interview spree, matey!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of two political ships sailin' the choppy seas o' media! The former captain of the White House, Trump, and his trusty first mate, Sen. JD Vance, be makin' waves with a whopping 87 interviews since their rivals, Harris and Walz, set sail in early August. In contrast, the Democratic duo only managed a measly 48 scripted chats, arrr!

Now, after a slow start, Harris be catchin' the wind in her sails, makin' her first appearance on Fox News and shakin' hands with friendly faces like Al Sharpton and Stephen Colbert. She’s been busier than a squirrel on a sugar high, gabbin' on various shows, while Walz be joinin' in on the fun, makin' the rounds on Kimmel and podcasts aplenty, savvy?

Meanwhile, ol' Trump be struttin’ around like a peacock, holdin' interviews with every media scallywag he can find, includin' a jolly chat on a football podcast, and even droppin' hints about joinin' Rogan's crew! As for Harris, she faced some salty criticism fer shunnin' a few interview requests, but ol’ matey Walz be keepin' busy with the local news folk. It seems the media waters be stirrin' up quite a storm in this here race, arrr!

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