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Arrr! That landlubber says white scallywags be accountable if the lass Harris don’t save our democracy! Savvy?

2024-10-21

Arrr, matey! Angela Rye be spoutin' that the white scallywags ought to be walkin' the plank for not lendin' a hand to help Kamala send Trump to Davy Jones' locker, all while chattin' on that cursed CNN! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the political squabbles brewin’ on the high seas of democracy! It be none other than the fair commentator Angela Rye, who dared to call out the “White folks” for not hoistin’ their sails to save the ship of democracy come next month! Aye, she be suggestin’ that if ye don’t vote for Vice President Kamala Harris, ye best be ready to face the wrath of accountability!

Now, the clever Victor Blackwell be stirrin’ the pot, askin’ if Barack Obama’s scoldin’ of Black men fer not rallyin’ behind Harris was a misstep. But Rye, sharp as a cutlass, swiftly turned the winds of conversation, settin’ her sights on the White crew! She be proclaimin’ that the responsibility of keepin’ democracy afloat rests on their shoulders and not to wait for a women’s march if the storm turns ugly!

As the tides of public opinion shift, it seems Black men be leanin’ toward Trump like barnacles to a ship’s hull, with Harris's support slippin’ faster than a fish outta hand. So, me mateys, it appears the call to arms be clear: ‘tis time for all hands to join the fight or risk seein’ the ship of democracy sink beneath the waves! Yarrr!

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