Arrr! That scallywag governor be dancin' 'round like a sea shanty when asked 'bout the difference 'twixt Harris and Biden!
2024-10-21
Arrr, matey! On NBC's "Meet the Press," the Dem guber’nor o’ Pennsylvania be stumblin’ like a sea dog on a leaky ship when asked how a Harris crew would sail different from Captain Biden’s. Aye, he be as lost as a parrot in a storm!
Arrr mateys! Gather round as I regale ye with the tale of Governor Josh Shapiro of the fine land of Pennsylvania, who found himself caught in a tempest o' questions on the high seas of politics! When asked to name a single policy that sets apart Vice President Kamala Harris from Captain Biden himself, ol' Shapiro was as tongue-tied as a landlubber in a storm!“By the beard o' Neptune!” exclaimed the wise wench, Kristen Welker, “Polls show more folk be worried that Harris will keep the ship sailing in Biden’s direction than they be frettin’ about a return to Trump’s old ways!” Yet, Shapiro, bless his heart, couldn’t pluck a single policy out o’ his hat, and instead prattled on about the differences between Harris and the infamous Trump – a right ol’ sea shanty of confusion!