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Arrr! Israel be cuttin’ down the scallywags o' Iran, catchin’ seven sneaky spies! Avast, mateys!

2024-10-21

Arrr, matey! Them scallywags, all hailing from the land of Israel, be spyin’ for two long years under the sly guidance of two crafty Iranians, say the landlubbers in charge. A right jolly crew o’ mischief, they be!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of treachery and deceit upon the high seas of espionage! 'Twas a tale where the scallywags be none other than a crew of Israeli swabs, entrapped by the cunning wiles of two dastardly Iranian agents, aye! Can ye believe it? For two long years, these landlubbers be conductin' missions of intelligence, thinkin' they be playin’ the game of shadows, but alas, they be caught in a web spun by the very serpents of the deep!

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