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Arrr! The judge o’ the trial be askin' to set free the scallywag who ended poor Jordan’s old man!

2024-10-21

Arrr, matey! The scallywag judge who ruled on the murder of that poor old sea dog Jordan’s father be petitionin' the parole crew, claimin' he’s keen on settin' the swab free! Aye, what a barnacle-brained notion fer a judge, I tells ye!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Daniel Green, a scallywag sentenced for the heinous act of snuffin' the life o' James Jordan, the father of that famed basketballer, Michael Jordan. Aye, it be a dark tale spun back in '93, when poor James was napping by the roadside like a sailor on shore leave.

But lo and behold! Nearly thirty moons later, Judge Gregory Weeks, the very same lad who banged the gavel, be blowin' the whistle on this whole affair! He’s petitionin’ for Green’s release, claimin’ new evidence castin’ doubt on the lad’s guilt. It seems a forensic wizard found blood that didn’t belong to our Daniel, yet this treasure of knowledge was kept under lock and key during the trial, a veritable pirate’s chest of folly!

Green’s matey, Larry Demery, spilled the beans, accusin’ him of pullin' the trigger, yet Daniel insists he merely helped dispose of the body, an act of poor choices, no doubt. As the tides of time roll on, both scallywags be sittin' in the brig, while Michael returned to slam dunkin' like the seas be calm again. Arrr, what a tangled net we weave!

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