Arrr! Elon be claimin’ a treasure o’ a million doubloons daily! Now they be wantin’ to investigate this jolly jest!
2024-10-21
Arrr, matey! Governor Shapiro be callin’ on the lawmen to sniff around that scallywag Musk! At a raucous Trump shindig, he promised gold to the landlubbers—$1 million a day ‘til the election! Why, he even tossed a treasure chest to a lucky soul in Harrisburg! Avast!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the land o' Pennsylvania, where a fine governor named Josh Shapiro be raisin' the alarm bells! On this fateful Sunday, he be callin' upon the lawmen to set sail on a mighty investigation o' that scallywag billionaire, Elon Musk!Now, this Musk fellow, at a raucous pro-Trump shindig, did promise to shower the land with gold—aye, a cool million doubloons each day until the fateful Election Day! 'Tis a sight to behold, for at this very gathering in Harrisburg, he whisked a shiny check worth a million smackers right into the hands of one lucky swab! The event be hosted by a band of mischief-makers known as America PAC, which Musk himself set up to back none other than that bold captain, Donald Trump, as the winds favor him come November 5th!
So, what say ye, me hearties? With treasure being tossed about like confetti, the good governor be thinkin' it smells fishy! Aye, the seas of politics be stormy indeed, and the crew be wonderin' if this be a generous bounty or some trickery from a landlubber! Hoist the sails and let the investigation begin!