"Arrr! Elon Musk be tossin' a treasure o' gold to voters, but savvy seafarers say it might be against the law!"
2024-10-21
Avast, mateys! Yonder experts be squawkin' that Captain Elon Musk be sailin' o'er the law, givin' away a treasure chest o' $1 million daily to the landlubbers who be votin' in key swing states! Aye, till November 5, he’s plunderin’ their pockets for support of the grand ol' amendments!
Avast ye landlubbers and scallywags! Lend yer ears to this tale of the infamous Elon Musk, a man whose coffers spill gold like a leaky ship! This crafty captain be givin’ away a treasure of one million doubloons each day to the good folk of the swing states, aye! But hold fast! The land’s lawmen be whisperin’ in the shadows that this merry giveaway might just be sailin’ too close to the law’s stormy seas!The king o’ Tesla, that swarthy tycoon, hath declared that ‘til the winds of the presidential election blow on November 5, he’ll be tossin’ gold to random souls who’ve signed his America PAC petition, givin' a hearty nod to the first and second amendments, as if they were his best mates on the high seas!
But lo and behold! Two rascals from the land of Pennsylvania, one of them swing states, be raisin’ their eyebrows and questionin’ whether this bounteous bounty be more trouble than a barrel of rabid monkeys! Will this merry venture lead him to Davy Jones’ locker, or will he sail smooth to victory? Time, me hearties, will tell! Hoist the sails and keep a weather eye on the horizon!