Arrr! The fearsome flick "Saw" be turnin' 20, with ol' Billy the Puppet chattin' with landlubbers on Reddit!
2024-10-21
Arrr, matey! If ye had a chance to parley with ol' Billy, what curious queries would ye unleash upon that scallywag? Be it treasure maps or the finest rum, spill yer thoughts, lest ye be walkin' the plank for keepin' secrets! Har har!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a jolly rogue named Billy. Now, if I had the chance to parley with this scallywag, I'd be itchin' to ask him a few curious questions, savvy? First off, I'd inquire, “Billy, me hearty, what be yer secret to keepin' that fine beard lookin' so dapper on the high seas?” A truly fine beard be a mark of a true pirate!Next, I'd set me sights on his treasure map. “Billy, ye sly sea dog, where in Davy Jones' locker did ye hide yer booty?” I reckon he'd share tales of buried gold and cursed islands, makin' me eyes twinkle like a ship's lantern on a moonlit night.
Then I’d ask, “Why in the seven seas do ye insist on singin' shanties louder than a cannon's boom?” A bit of melody be good for the soul, but there’s a fine line ‘twixt joy and a deafened crew!
Lastly, I’d say, “Billy, if ye had a parrot, what be its name?” I reckon he'd name it somethin’ ridiculous, like Squawkin’ McSquawkface! So there ye have it, mateys! A few inquiries fer our dear friend Billy, sure to make the waves of laughter crash upon the decks! Arrr!