Tim Walz be squawkin’ on ‘The View’, sayin’, “I be speakin’ true, or me name ain’t Blackbeard!” Arrr!
2024-10-21
Arrr! Governor Tim Walz be claimin’ on “The View” he be speakin’ “honestly.” But when the winds be blowin’ from the east, his words be as truthful as a three-legged parrot! Aye, me hearties, let’s hope his compass points true next time!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin the yarn o' Tim Walz, a lad who be speakin' with the honesty of a parrot on a treasure chest! On the fair show, "The View," he found himself in a pickle, tryin' to explain his tall tales 'bout his military ventures and travels. One of the co-hosts, Alyssa Farah Griffin, called him out for his fibs, comparin' him to the notorious Donald Trump, who be a right scallywag when it comes to tall tales!Walz, with the swagger of a captain, claimed he was in Hong Kong during the Tiananmen Square protests, but alas, reports show he only set sail for China later that summer. When pressed, he floundered like a fish outta water, sayin', “I’m a knucklehead at times!” Talk about walkin' the plank of public scrutiny! He wanted to assure the crew that he speaks from the heart, like a trusty ship’s bell ringin’ true.
The lad even blustered about carryin' “weapons of war” during battles, only to have his crew—er, campaign—say he “misspoke.” As he prepared for a debate, he fretted over bein' at a disadvantage, but with a wink and a grin, he declared, “It’s important to be detailed!” Aye, the seas of politics be treacherous, but this buccaneer sails on, hopin’ to avoid the stormy waters of mistruth! Arrr!