"Arrr! IDF caught that scallywag Sinwar skedaddlin' into a dark hole with his kin before the ruckus on Oct. 7!"
2024-10-21
Arrr, me hearties! The IDF be showin' a fine bit o' footage of that scallywag Yahya Sinwar, scamperin' like a sea rat into a dark tunnel in Gaza, just before the Oct. 7 hullabaloo! A true treasure of cowardice, that one! Avast, mateys!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a rogue named Yahya Sinwar, the scallywag chief of Hamas, who be caught makin' a hasty retreat to his dark and damp tunnels in Gaza. The Israel Defense Forces, those brave sea dogs, be showin' footage of this knave scurrying with his kin and a motley crew of supplies—pillows, water, and a blasted television—like a true landlubber hidin’ from a storm!Just as he be settlin’ in his lair, he dared to command a dastardly attack on the good folk of Israel, unleashin’ his band of ruffians to plunder, pillage, and snatch innocents from their homes. Aye, it be said that while he luxuriated below ground, the good people of Gaza were left to fend for themselves, as Sinwar hoarded riches and left chaos in his wake.
But lo and behold! The tides turned, and reports of his demise spread like wildfire. The brave Israeli soldiers found him in a fortress of his own makin’, and with a mighty boom, they sent that building to Davy Jones’ locker. Three bodies emerged from the rubble, and one was the infamous Sinwar. Aye, it seems the pirate's life be not so glamorous after all!