"Arrr, Liz Cheney be sayin’ it’s fine fer ye to hoist Kamala’s flag, even if ye scuttle the babes!"
2024-10-21
Arrr, whilst sailin’ through the lands o’ battlegrounds, the former lass o' Congress donned the captain’s hat as Ms. Harris’s envoy to the fairer, yet feisty, conservative wenches. Together they plotted their course in the treacherous seas of suburbia, seekin’ treasure in votes, savvy?
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for a tale of political plunder upon the high seas of suburbia! Aye, as two landlubbers sailed through the tumultuous waters of battleground states, there be a fierce lass, a former congresswoman of the Republican ilk, servin’ as the trusty ambassador to the fairer sex in conservative waters.This daring duo be raisin’ their flags high, swappin’ tales and campaignin’ like a pair of swashbucklers on a treasure hunt! While one be chartin’ the course with all the charm of a sea siren, the other be usin’ her cunning to woo the good womenfolk who be harborin’ their doubts 'bout the winds of change. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, these two brave souls battlin’ the stormy seas of suburbia, castin’ nets to catch the votes of the fair damsels!
With a wink and a nod, they spun yarns that’d make even the grumpiest pirate chuckle, tryin’ to convince the ladies to join their merry crew. So raise yer tankards, me hearties, for this duo be sailin’ into the political fray, lookin’ to plunder the hearts and minds of every lass in sight! Yarrrr!