Arrr! The Air Force be kickin’ out a scallywag sportin’ a shirt sayin’ “Keep Women’s Sports Female” at the match!
2024-10-21
Arrr, matey! A scallywag be tellin’ OutKick that the landlubbers at Air Force Academy barred him from sportin’ a shirt readin’, “Keep Women’s Sports Female” at a ruckus with them San Jose State scallywags. Blimey! What be the world comin’ to? No freedom fer a true buccaneer!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties and lend an ear to this jolly tale from the Air Force Academy, where a scallywag named John Kopecky tried to sport a shirt that be readin', "Keep Women’s Sports Female." Alas, the fearsome security crew be tellin' him to unzip his hoody to reveal the message below, and when they caught sight of it, they declared it a "political" message unfit for the genteel volleyball match 'gainst San Jose State!Now, Kopecky, puzzled as a parrot with a turned head, thought it odd they hadn’t made him disrobe before. So, he kept his hoodie clad like a good pirate till the very end. The match had been the talk of the seven seas, what with the San Jose State team includin' a transgender lass named Blaire Fleming, who had teams forfeitin' matches like sails in a storm!
As the match unfolded, security was watchin' him closer than a captain eyein' his treasure. They even displayed a board o' rules liken to a pirate code—hard to miss, I tell ye! In the end, the Spartans triumphed, with Fleming makin' quite the splash, spikin' balls harder than a cannonball on a hull!
Oh, what a ruckus 'tis when sportin' and politics clash like ships in a tempest. Aye, a tale fer the ages, it be!