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Arrr! Raiders’ matey Aidan O’Connell be sidelined fer 4-6 weeks, thumb cracked like a ship’s hull, says the scallywags!

2024-10-21

Arrr, matey! The scallywag Aidan O'Connell, the Raiders’ captain of the throwing arm, be havin’ a wee mishap with his thumb during a clash with the Rams. Now he be off the seas for four to six weeks, nursing his wounded digit! Avast, what a jolly pickle!

Avast ye scallywags! The Las Vegas Raiders' brave captain of the throwing arm, Aidan O’Connell, be down for the count, and it be a sad tale indeed! This young matey, in his second year, went and fractured his thumb like a fool's gold doubloon during a fierce tussle against the Rams, losin' 20-15! Arrr!

As the winds of fortune blew foul, it was the dastardly Rams' safety, Kam Curl, who struck O’Connell's hand whilst he be tryin' to launch a mighty pass. O’Connell, like a true buccaneer, attempted to soldier through, but alas, his thumb be feelin’ as numb as a landlubber’s sea legs. “It was super unfortunate,” he lamented, wishin’ to seize the day but findin’ it cut short like a pirate's parley!

With the ol’ injury list callin’, O’Connell be headin' to the IR sea, missin' four to six weeks, though hope still glimmers like gold in the distance. Meanwhile, Gardner Minshew, the veteran seadog who took the helm after O’Connell’s misfortune, be likin’ a ship lost at sea, completin' merely 44% of his tosses and throwin' three interceptions! The Raiders be sinkin' fast, droppin' to a woeful 2-5 and facin' the fearsome Chiefs next. Yarr, mayhap they find a treasure trove o' victories soon!

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