"Blimey! Migrants snatched at the border, shuttled from San Diego, like a treasure hidden 'fore the election sails!"
2024-10-21
Arrr, matey! A landlubber from San Diego be callin' foul on shippin' scallywags o' illegal breed to distant shores, just ‘fore the grand election. Sounds like they be tryin’ to keep their treasure chest full o’ votes, savvy? A right jolly pickle, that be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the high seas of politics! Seems the federal crew be shuttlin' illegal scallywags away from the crowded shores of California, lest it tarnish the ship's image before the upcoming election. Local sailor Jim Desmond be spillin' the beans that the Border Patrol be ready to toss these landlubbers back onto the streets. Aye, 'twas 155,000 souls released in San Diego from September to June, but now they be catchin' rides on buses to Yuma and planes to McAllen, Texas!Desmond, savvy with the winds of public opinion, claims the federal crew be tryin' to hide the mess rather than face the stormy seas of bad publicity. With the number of migrants pourin' in from far and wide, it’s like fishin’ in a barrel! They once dropped 'em off at Iris Avenue, but now it seems they be playin’ a game of “smoke and mirrors,” keepin’ it all under wraps.
Even the likes of Florida's DeSantis and Texas's Abbott be gettin' flak for sendin' their own migrants on a journey. Meanwhile, the Biden administration be under fire for their border policies, tryin’ to patch the leaks with new laws. Desmond cries out for vetting, sayin’ “Aye, we want immigration, but let’s make sure we know who’s comin’ aboard!” So, as the seas of immigration churn, we be watchin’ closely, me hearties! Arrr!