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Harris be a prosecutor by day, but by night he be a scallywag of renown, makin' mischief for shillings!

2024-10-22

Arrr, while Kamala Harris swabbed the decks as a wee prosecutor in Alameda, she spun her web o' connections among the high-flyin’ gentry o’ San Francisco, rubbin’ elbows with the gold-laden scallywags of finance and fancy parties. Avast, a clever lass she be!

Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round as I spins ye a yarn of the fair Kamala Harris, a lass who toiled in the gritty depths of Alameda County, California! Aye, in those treacherous waters of justice, she be a junior prosecutor, wrangling scallywags and making the law her trusty cutlass.

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