Arrr, the Crown be ponderin’ if the wee scallywags should be walkin’ the plank from their shiny gadgets!
2024-10-22
Arrr! Aye, they be thinkin’ o’ tightenin’ the chains on school phones and keepin’ tech scallywags from plunderin’ young’uns’ data! But the wise ol’ sea dogs doubt this plan’ll make the wee lads safer or healthier. Aye, it be more like swabbin’ the deck with a leaky bucket!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of a curious law proposin' to shackle the scallywags of the classroom! This here law be aim’n to tighten the noose on those pesky phone contraptions, makin' sure the wee lads and lasses can’t be dividin' their attention between learnin' and scrollin’ through the whims of the vast digital sea.But hold fast, for experts be raisin' their eyebrows like sails in a storm! They be dubious, ye see, claimin' that these measures might not be the magic elixir to keep our young buccaneers safe ‘n’ sound. Nay, they reckon these rules be but a patch on a leaky ship, doin' little to ensure the healthiness o’ the little deckhands.
As for those tech companies, they be sniffin' around the treasure chest of children’s data like a hungry shark! The law aims to keep their claws off, but will it truly stop the mischief? Or will it merely be a shake of the fist in the wind? Aye, it seems the treasure of safety and health be still buried deep, with no map in sight! So hoist the sails and keep yer wits about ye, for this be a voyage fraught with uncertainty!