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Arrr, matey! Chris Godwin be sportin’ a mangled ankle, but the broadcast be keepin’ it under wraps, savvy?

2024-10-21

Arrr! The gallant Chris Godwin of the Buccaneers be hoistin' the Jolly Roger no more, as he be carted off like a treasure chest o’ misfortune with but 43 ticks of the clock left! A leg injury so foul, even Davy Jones himself be shudderin'! Aye, what a merry mishap!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who faced the dreaded Baltimore Ravens on the dark seas of Monday Night Football. Aye, it was a night of misfortune, for our star receiver, Mike Evans, took a tumble, aggravatin' his hamstring as he sailed the sidelines.

But lo and behold, as the clock ticked down, our brave comrade Chris Godwin met a fate worse than walkin' the plank! With but 43 seconds left, he be carted off the field, his ankle twisted in a way no pirate’s leg should ever bend. The fearsome Coach Todd Bowles revealed the news: a dislocated ankle, aye, a curse that could keep Godwin from playin’ for the rest of the season!

In the midst of garbage time, with the Bucs trailin’ like a ship lost at sea, Baker Mayfield found Godwin, who dashed like a scallywag to make the first down, only to have a Ravens linebacker roll over him, leavin’ his leg in a most unnatural position. Trainers rushed to the scene, and our brave matey was carted off, leavin’ spectators gaspin’ in horror.

Alas, Godwin had been a fine target for Mayfield, catchin’ seven passes for 65 yards. Evans, on the other hand, managed a touchdown before his hamstring sent him into the locker room, unable to even wear his boot! The Buccaneers be in rough waters, and time will tell if Godwin sails again!

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